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A plot too outlandish for a movie?

Writers, was the script for the attempted assassination of former President Trump too outlandish to believe? Is it just too implausible that the storied Secret Service, protector of presidents, didn’t think to cover that slightly sloped rooftop?

Joseph Mallozzi—a showrunner, writer, and executive producer for “Dark Matter” and “Stargate”—offers a wry commentary in the style of an executive’s critique of a movie script. He scorches the Secret Service’s ridiculous excuses for why a gunman got within a hair’s breadth of shooting Trump through the head.

Mallozzi writes:

Thanks for the script. Overall, the plotting feels contrived and, at times, defies logic, so we’re going to require a fairly extensive rewrite for the second draft.

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Sneak preview: An editor’s ’fro pas

In my new novel, The Insurrectionist, Chicago Bullet reporter Ian Landquart learns that he is no longer heading to the Paris bureau, as planned. He must make way for a more diverse correspondent. Instead, he is assigned to one of the paper’s suburban satellite offices.

When he balks, the editor says, “Take it or leave it, Ian. If you don’t want it, I got a stack of résumés that high from reporters who’d give their left arm to write for the Chicago Bullet.”

A harmless metaphor? No way. Ian—who lost a leg several years ago in a hiking accident—resolves to turn tables on the newspaper, using his disability as a pretext to file a civil rights complaint against the paper. The following scene is from his first day at his new work station.

The DuPage bureau, where Ian showed up on Monday, was located in Oak Brook, a suburb full of office parks with grassy berms and ponds with spritzing fountains where Canada geese paddled about, too lazy to migrate further north for the summer. Bureau chief Krystal Brufke, she/her, was a pudgy White woman with frizzy gray hair, dressed in a mauve suit, flowered blouse, and mom sneakers. Her rainbow-colored mask asserted, undeniably, LOVE IS LOVE.

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Trump Store on 34

My wife and I were cruising along Highway 34 in Illinois’ DeKalb County recently when a flurry of red, white, and blue signage caught our eye.

Fronting the road in Somonauk (2021 population: 1,776) is an array of Donald Trump flags and banners. There’s a life-sized cutout of the former president, a facsimile of the Second Amendment upon which the great man’s face is superimposed, and a sign that urges THANK YOU TRUMP, SAVE AMERICA AGAIN.

The shelves of the Trump Store—also known as The Patriot Store on 34—are overflowing with paraphernalia. Looking for Trump mugshot signs (OUTLAW PRESIDENT), fake Trump $20 bills to distribute to your nieces and nephews, or a JESUS IS MY SAVIOR TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT garden flag to add an appropriate note of piety to your summer barbecues? Patriot, you’ve come to the right place.

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‘Your people shall be my people, and your God my God’

Or, why I support Israel and the Jewish people

The other day my Twitter friend @OliaonX expressed her gratitude for gentiles who support Israel and the Jewish people. She wrote:

In spite of all the brainwashing and propaganda being pushed by MSM and UN, in spite of all the anti-Israel protests all over the world, in spite of many country’s governments declaring their support for “Palestine”, and in spite of supporting Israel being unpopular, you all chose to stand on the right side of history – the side of light – I’m so grateful!!!

She asked for comments on why we are doing this. My reply has grown too long for X, so I am posting it here.

Dear Olia:

I have been thinking about this subject since you posed a similar question on X several months ago.

Luckily, brainwashing doesn’t work for those understand the Jewish people’s 4,000 year history in the land “between the river and the sea.” Only the ignorant regard Jews as interlopers. It is instructive to watch social media videos in which those pro-Hamas Ivy League geniuses can’t even identify which river and sea they are talking about, let along grasp the slogan’s genocidal meaning.

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